If you are reading this sentence, you better stop before you finish this sentence. It’s too late, I’m sorry. You’re still alive? If you’ve gotten this far, you’re are lucky to even be alive. WAIT, WHAT?!? HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!? Stop! Before it’s too late (well actually it’s technically way too late if you are currently reading this sentence and you’re still alive). WHAT IN THE WORLD?!? How are you still breathing. I can see you through this computer and you still are fully alive! I know where you live, you know?! You live in United States of America, North America. I’m always watching you and I know where you were born, the flea market. Goodbye.
~written by Jeremiah Choi, an 11-year old boy